- Grandma: I remember last year I was watching the Oscars, because Jesse..
- Me: Yeah, I know.
- Granda: Because Jesse Eisenberg was there...
- Me: I know. I know.
- Grandma: And he's Janet's grandson..
- Me: Yeah.
- Grandma: And I was so proud of him!
- Me: I'M SORRY I COULDN'T BE IN THE SOCIAL NETWORK, GRANDMA!
woke up this morning to the sound of crepe paper and tape being torn outside of my room. got up to investigate and discovered that i’d be locked away in a birthday prison!
Catcher in the Rye in 140 characters.
My name is Holden Caulfield and I’m jaded, cynical asshole. Everyone can relate to me because I’m an angsty teenager! Where do the ducks go?